Mommy's Juice!: Why I Drink Wine   

Monday, August 24, 2015

Why I Drink Wine



1. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.
2. I own a 1 year old lab who enjoys chewing my shoes, eating my groceries and sleeping on top of my head.
3. Wine is cheaper than therapy.
4. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.
5. It tastes good with the hot dogs I serve twice a week.
6. It also tastes good with burgers, tacos, french fries and my signature "pizza from the frozen foods section"
7. Health benefits, duh!
8. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.
9. Wine tends to improve my dance moves, as well as my singing voice.
10. I have a job. Work makes me thirsty.
11. Lifting a wine glass is much easier than lifting a weight.
12. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.
13. It's classy, well classier than Bud Light.
14. I find enjoyment in spinning the stem of my wine glass.
15. I don't have to mix things.
16. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.
17. My lips and tongue look good with a little red tint.
18. I tend to be friendlier (or should I just say friendly) with a little juice in the belly.
19. It expands my creativity, just look at how amazing this post is!
20. I have two kids ages 7 and 4.

Why do  you drink wine? Let me know and CHEERS to you!

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha at mentioning having a 7 and 4 year old more then once!

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