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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Ahhh...The Smell of Pee!

It's back! After a few years of leaving the Febreze bottle untouched we have returned to a house that smells like the classiest back alley in New York City. Potty training adventure #2 is in full swing and let me tell you this is something I had not missed at all! Seriously, couldn't God just potty train children before they are born? Kind of like when you go to an animal shelter to pick out a new pet with the confidence that the lovely employees or former owners have already gone through the nightmare of carrying a puppy across their living room carpet out the front door with a stream of pee leading the entire way.

But this time I'm on a mission! If I can get Trey completely potty trained by the end of the year they will let me sign him up for ski lessons in January. I can't begin to tell you how much easier this will make my life. His older brother started ski lessons last year and I spent quite a few Saturday mornings dropping him off at the mountain only to have to drag a screaming, kicking, furious little brother back to our car.  If I have to sit the kid on the sidelines for another year there is no telling what could happen! Seriously, look at this kid, doesn't he look ready for the slopes to you:

So we're off! And friends, don't be surprised if you don't get an invitation over for dinner anytime soon. From a laundry room full off soaking wet undies and pants, to a bathroom that seems to have been peed on in every single nook & cranny EXCEPT the toilet, this place reeks!


  1. LOL I so do NOT miss those days!! That picture is so cute though! Good luck! I had a hard time getting one of mine to potty train. The rest were a breeze compared...shew.

  2. OH I know that smell! You described our bathroom, we are nearly there but lots of misses. :)

  3. My oldest son did the same thing. He'd pee anywhere! Drove me crazy! Good luck to you :)

  4. I swear once they get potty trained everything is going to smell like pee forever. My boys are 8 & 5 and I dread going in their bathrooms.

  5. Hilarious!!! I love it! I am about ready to train our two year old after a hiatus of potty training drama from my now four year old. Not looking forward to it. I wish you the best of luck!!

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