|Checking out the lot across the way|
I dread the thought of someone coming in and building a ginormous house that will block our beautiful views and take away our favorite spot to explore. I'm sure its bound to sell soon, but in the meantime I've made it my secret mission to convince any lookers that they wouldn't want to be our neighbor.
How you ask? Simple, whenever I see a car pull up to the lot I immediately do the following:
- Put the dog outside with instructions to bark
- Tell the hubby to grab a Budweiser, take his shirt off and go sit on the front porch
- and the best of all.... send both kid's outside to "play"
What person in their right mind wants to be neighbors with The Simpsons? I'm just waiting for the real estate agent to knock on my door and ask me if we could keep our shenanigans down, but thus far, SUCCESS!!