Mommy's Juice!: Things That Make You Say Sh*t!   

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Things That Make You Say Sh*t!

I've always been a bit of a potty mouth, so I really do try to tone it down when I'm around the boys.  But sometimes you just have those moments when you can't help but throw out a four letter bomb.  Here are just a few of the things that make me say sh*t!!

When you hear your child say, "mommy I have to go poop," and realize there is literally no bathroom in site.

When you go to make your morning coffee and realize you're out of beans.

When your phone rings in the middle of the day and caller id reads: daycare.

When you get home from a night out and realize you have no cash to pay the illegal babysitter.

When you get to daycare and realize your child's lunch didn't make it there with you.

When you get the 24 hour "reminder" call for the doctor/dentist/etc. appointment you scheduled 6 months in advance.

When after grocery shopping with two unruly children you get to the check-out line and realize you've left your purse in the car.

When you're dressing your child for school and realize there is no clean underwear in the house.

When you've promised your child a play date only to have the other child's parents cancel at the last minute.

When you thought it was safe to wear white and then realized you were an idiot.

When your 3-year old repeats the four letter word you have just slipped, only to make you repeat the four letter word you have just slipped again!

So... what is it that makes you say sh*t?


  1. Actually, nothing. Well, except natural labour. That one did it! :-)

  2. lol! How about when you get home from a really hard day, the kids are hungry, and you find ants all over the kitchen? ; )

  3. HAHAHA too funny! And sadly I recognize too many of these myself. What makes me say it?..... Changing a poopy diaper and realizing the wipes are out of reach!

  4. Ahh, for me lately my curses have all been cat-related--WHY do they barf so much??? I have had that lovely moment of realizing I left my wallet in the car. That one is awful. Thanks for a laugh!

  5. this would be perfect for the blog hop I host on Sundays. Shit I Hate Sunday.

  6. Hilarious!! I forgot my wallet at home once, and didn't realize it until I was at the cash register at Target with a screaming baby...totally not cool!!!

    Stopping by to make your morning!

    1. Thanks Nikki. On my way over to make your morning too!

  7. LOL! I said it yesterday, after an are you f-ing kidding me? and what the hell! I went for a long run and my stashed drink (I do a loop and I can't carry too much with me) was gone when I got to it! (Not gone as in picked up...gone as in someone drank it!!!! and left the empty bottle!)

    This is my first link up try, so come show me some linky love, and help me figure out what the heck I'm doing!!!

  8. I love this list! The wearing white is so true, I do that one all of the time...never learn my lesson;)