Mommy's Juice!: The Friday Funnies #7   

Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Friday Funnies #7

It’s official, Travis & I have lasted 5 years in marriage and not killed each other yet!   Happy Anniversary to me and Happy Weekend to you! 

We gave the boys their first bath together this week.   Trey took it upon himself to mark this occasion by also making it the first time he pooped in the bath.  Needless to say, shortly after their first bath together, they got to have a second.

Hip, hip, hooray!  I no longer cook.  After making a tomato zucchini soup this week that neither my son nor my husband would touch, it was decided I should retire my apron.  If only I had known it was that easy years ago!

Do they make breath right strips for dogs?  If so I have a chocolate lab that needs a hook-up.  He’s causing me to get less sleep these days than the baby.

Watching the Broncos game on Monday Night Football, my husband went through more than his fare share of Bud Light’s, which he left sitting on the window pane instead of putting in the recycling bin.  When Jackson got up the next morning and saw the beer’s he stopped dead in his tracks:
“Look what Daddy did!  That is a BAD DADDY.  I am going to go tell him.”  He then proceeded to wake Travis up to inform him of his bad behavior as I sat in the living room laughing my booty off!

“Poopy in the butt!”  - My 3-year olds new favorite saying, which he repeats over and over and over.

The most not funny thing that happened this week: I returned home from work to find a BRAND NEW container of formula ripped to shreds in the middle of the floor.  The dog had eaten the entire thing.  Obviously he has no freaking clue how much those things cost? 

Me: "What did you do at school today Jackson?"
Jackson: "I didn't listen and I got in trouble and then it rained and then we played...."
Me: "Can we back-up to the didn't listen part again!"


  1. The baby is way too cute! I am following you via FNFW blog hop. Already following you.

    Blessing to You and Yours
    Patricia aka Mamaw

  2. I totally just "lol"ed and think I just woke my 7 month old up, haha! My child thinks it's funny to pass gas in the bath tub so he can make bubbles...I'm sure this is just a sign of what's to come, haha!

  3. Happy Anniversary! This was so cute. I still love the "poopy in the butt" comment. Thanks for leaving that on our Little Comedy Club. And yes, keep forking out those rotten meals, and you shall be free! If you ever want to do a guest post for our Little Comedy Club, let me know? Seems like you have lots of material to go off of;)
    Stopping in from vB,

  4. Love this post - thanks for linking up to Friday Funny. I'm following you.


  5. Thanks for the Friday humor! Needed it here in Tulsa on this cold, gloomy rainy day!

  6. Great site! I found you on the Friday blog hop. I can't wait to read more!

    I'm at

    Have a great weekend!

  7. Don't you just love honesty from kids. Love your post.
    Wishing you a great week,
    Español para Niños (Spanish for Kids)

  8. i love it and the best part is that is your everyday life -- obviously you live in blissful chaos just like me!

    the dog eating the formula and poopy in my butt had me literally laughing out loud!

    thanks for stopping by and following my drivel!
    your blog, you, and your family are lovely!

    happily returning the bloggy ♥ and follow
    misadventures of a chunky goddess

  9. If you find those doggy breathe right strips, I have a mastiff/lab that needs one, along with a bib.

  10. The dog ate the formula? Wow, that's a new one. Thanks for linking up!

  11. These are all too funny!!!

    I'm a new follower from the FNF hop. Hope you can stop by

  12. LOL! You sound like you're kinda having a similar week to what I had last week! The pooping in the tub thing is too funny!...happening to you, not me! My son's also done that to me's so nasty! The worst part is having to fish the turd(s) out of the tub. Lucky for me I could usually avoid the mess if Buddy had his poop face on (that would be a tightly scrunched face turning a bright shade of red) and I caught it before he unleaded the beast. Unfortunately, sometimes just I wasn't quick enough. :p

  13. Oh, I needed a good laugh! Never a dull moment in your house, is there?

    That truly sucks about the formula. That stuff costs an arm and a leg!

  14. Sending love from exposure 99% hope to get some back. Join us Wednesday for our FB hop. Also, we would love to feature your blog on Mom Blog Society.

  15. I have to say that I'm extremely happy to be past the diaper phase in life! After raising 5 children I've seen more poop than I care to remember! The good news...the fun never ceases when it comes to wart removal! My 13 year old son screamed like a little girl last night when I began the freezing process to eliminate a planters wart from his middle toe! lol! OK, it wasn't funny to him.