Mommy's Juice!: The Friday Funnies #2   

Friday, July 29, 2011

The Friday Funnies #2

Back to the Friday Funnies!!  I can’t believe how fast the week has gone.  Wishing a great weekend to all!!

PIC OF THE WEEK: Jackson & the"Kicker"
checking out the baby ducks that came to visit

My son saw a dirty, bearded, homeless man on the side of the road today and asked me, “is that my Daddy?”

Can someone please tell me why Dora and Diego need to take such long pauses after asking us to answer a question?  Seriously, I could go to my computer, google “what panda’s eat,” read the article, type an essay on it and mail it to Dora in the time she gives my 3-year old to answer.

I have said this before and I will say it again: men should only be allowed to go shirtless at home or at the beach.  That’s it!  Not running on a public trail, not biking down the street, and most certainly not sitting at the bar.

Comment from my husband when he was explaining to our neighbor why our son was crying: “my WIFE’S SON is upset because Ruthie kicked him.”  I am certain had Jackson kicked Ruthie the comment would have been, “Ruthie is upset because MY BOY gave her a swift kick to the ass.”

My 3-year old knocked his drink over on the coffee table the other day.  Instead of getting up to grab a rag and clean his mess up, I continued to lie on the couch and watch him lick it up with his tongue.  Problem solved and I didn’t even have to move.

“Daddy, I went poop on the potty,” yelled at full volume by my 3-year old as he ran from the restroom, through the restaurant, to our table at dinner the other night.  Enjoy your meals everyone!

When packing my lunch on Tuesday I almost grabbed a Corona out of the fridge.  How cool would it have been to grab my sandwich and a beer, sit at my desk and pop that bad boy open right in front of everyone?  I have a feeling this might be a dare I’ll eventually accept.

Discovery of the week: (NOT FUNNY) my husband bought our 3-year old his very first fishing rod this week.  When he handed it to him I saw something change.  In Jackson’s eyes and his reaction to receiving the rod, I knew momma’s boy was about to have a new favorite.  It was bound to happen, I should have been better prepared.  As it was, my heart broke just a little….

Discovery of the week: (VERY FUNNY) Have you seen The Real Rosanne?  I’m sorry but that woman still cracks me up!


  1. Thanks for the laugh! It is amazing what kids can yell out at restaurants!!! Just to add one more to your Friday funnies, about an hour ago I said to my 6 year old, are you trying to bug me? (he kept asking the same question over and over again, even though I had alreadys asnwered it) Yes, mommy I am!! At least they keep us laughing! Have a great weekend!

  2. Thanks for a good laugh. I needed it today. Following you from VB. I love that website already and it hasn't even been 24 hours since I joined. Thanks for checking out my blog as well.

  3. I love it! Thank you for the chuckles :)

    I think all of my kids made the poop announcement in a restaurant at one time or another lol. They just get so darn proud when they poop!

    I think it would have been very funny to take the Corona to work!

    Visiting from vB!

  4. Shhh...don't tell anyone, but I can so see me letting one of the kids lick a spilled drink off the floor. Unfortunately, it's usually my coffee.

  5. I love to laugh at the things kids say and do!

    I'm a new GFC follower from the blog hop. I hope you'll stop by my blog and follow back.

  6. Thanks for the laughs - and you are so right about Dora!

    I'm your newest follower from the blog hop!

  7. Thanks for the laugh. That Dora pause drives me crazy too. My younger son got so mad screaming the answer into the TV as if she couldn't hear him the first ten times...

  8. Too funny! Here in Ontario women are allowed to be topless. Luckily I have never run into any taking advantage of this right.

  9. Funny made my day. And yes the real Roseann is too funny caught up on her reality show this week. New follower!