Back to the Friday Funnies!! I can’t believe how fast the week has gone. Wishing a great weekend to all!!
|PIC OF THE WEEK: Jackson & the"Kicker"|
checking out the baby ducks that came to visit
My son saw a dirty, bearded, homeless man on the side of the road today and asked me, “is that my Daddy?”
Can someone please tell me why Dora and Diego need to take such long pauses after asking us to answer a question? Seriously, I could go to my computer, google “what panda’s eat,” read the article, type an essay on it and mail it to Dora in the time she gives my 3-year old to answer.
I have said this before and I will say it again: men should only be allowed to go shirtless at home or at the beach. That’s it! Not running on a public trail, not biking down the street, and most certainly not sitting at the bar.
Comment from my husband when he was explaining to our neighbor why our son was crying: “my WIFE’S SON is upset because Ruthie kicked him.” I am certain had Jackson kicked Ruthie the comment would have been, “Ruthie is upset because MY BOY gave her a swift kick to the ass.”
My 3-year old knocked his drink over on the coffee table the other day. Instead of getting up to grab a rag and clean his mess up, I continued to lie on the couch and watch him lick it up with his tongue. Problem solved and I didn’t even have to move.
“Daddy, I went poop on the potty,” yelled at full volume by my 3-year old as he ran from the restroom, through the restaurant, to our table at dinner the other night. Enjoy your meals everyone!
When packing my lunch on Tuesday I almost grabbed a Corona out of the fridge. How cool would it have been to grab my sandwich and a beer, sit at my desk and pop that bad boy open right in front of everyone? I have a feeling this might be a dare I’ll eventually accept.
Discovery of the week: (NOT FUNNY) my husband bought our 3-year old his very first fishing rod this week. When he handed it to him I saw something change. In Jackson’s eyes and his reaction to receiving the rod, I knew momma’s boy was about to have a new favorite. It was bound to happen, I should have been better prepared. As it was, my heart broke just a little….
Discovery of the week: (VERY FUNNY) Have you seen The Real Rosanne? I’m sorry but that woman still cracks me up!